Uncensored Interview

Pattern Is Movement: Either You're Lying, or God Hates Us All

Wouldn't it be funny if Bush really did receive a message from heaven telling him to become President, but it was just God's drunk friends pulling a prank while He was in the can? (00:45)

Published February 05, 2008 at 10:24 PM

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Pattern Is Movement: Jesus, You Might Wanna Switch Parties...

Isn't religion wonderful? It allows even the most incompetent of people to become leaders of the free world. (1:02)

Published February 05, 2008 at 10:24 PM

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Pattern Is Movement: The Drums, They Are Deceiving

"How do those drums sound to you?" "Like shit!" "Great!" (00:27)

Published February 05, 2008 at 10:24 PM

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Pattern Is Movement: You Down With PZC? Yeah, You Know Me

Chris has a message for the Philadelphia Zoning Commission: thank you for being such strict, unwavering assholes. (00:40)

Published February 05, 2008 at 10:24 PM

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Pattern Is Movement: Life Before the Web

What did people do before the internet was around? I don't know, there was nothing on Wikipedia about that. (00:33)

Published February 05, 2008 at 10:24 PM

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Pattern Is Movement: You Can Have Our Factories, But Don't Touch Our Cheesesteaks.

The good news - Philadelphia's old factories are being torn down. The bad news - they're being replaced by condos. Unaffected by any of this - The Rocky Statue. (00:50)

Published February 05, 2008 at 10:24 PM

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