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I Smell A Sequel To Footloose
No rated-R movies? No dancing??? Get Kevin Bacon on the line!
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Jesus, You Might Wanna Switch Parties...
Isn't religion wonderful? It allows even the most incompetent of people to become leaders of the free world.
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Giving Falwell a Haggard Beatdown
I know it's against the law to fuck a corpse, but how about fighting one? What if he was REALLY asking for it?
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Art Thou Porn?
Chris ponders the age old question: Is porn art? Here's a better one: Can I get a grant to practice it?
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Vice Cream
Nobody better get between Andrew and his Rocky Road. NOBODY.
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Either You're Lying, or God Hates Us All
Wouldn't it be funny if Bush really did receive a message from heaven telling him to become President, but it was just God's drunk friends pulling a prank while He was in the can?
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The Drums, They Are Deceiving
"How do those drums sound to you?" "Like shit!" "Great!"
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You Down With PZC? Yeah, You Know Me
Chris has a message for the Philadelphia Zoning Commission: thank you for being such strict, unwavering assholes.
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Life Before the Web
What did people do before the internet was around? I don't know, there was nothing on Wikipedia about that.