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Reflections on Porn Bloopers
Remember back when Will claimed he didn't watch pornography, only porn bloopers? Yeah, turns out you guys didn't buy that shit either.
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Will's Definition of NOT Indie
Will defines indie by telling you what isn't indie. Got it?
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Out Of Thin Air
Advantages of teleporting - going anywhere you want, anytime. Disadvantages - not being able to rack up frequent flier miles.
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Come On Down
Senryu invite you, yes you, to a no-expenses paid trip to Austin for next year's SXSW. Here's a tip, book your hotel room about, say, NOW.
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Free Trip, Eh?
Aside from Molson, maple syrup, and moose, Canada's biggest export are rock bands, who the government actually sends to SXSW for FREE.
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New Zealand is the New Canada
New Zealand does everything Canada does just as well, PLUS they introduced us to those cute little Hobbits.
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Terrible Paparazzi
When the apex of your celebrity sightings is a sign that says "Zooey Dechanel", you might just wanna give up.
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Austin Pukefest
Free beer + free barbeque = applewood smoked vomit. But hey, at least you get cool music to listen to while you upchuck.
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Just Find The Car, Dammit
Instead of a map, why not just follow the sweet smell of pancakes to your car?
