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Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda
Bush should be responsible for everything he screwed up. But guess what? He won't be, so we'll just have to remain screwed.
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Cens and Sensibility
If it weren't for censorship, I'd be out of a job. Or maybe we'd just name the site something else...
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Space Invaders
See, Tila Tequila's not the only good to come out of MySpace.
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Gay For Artichokes?
May I just say, "Gay For Johnny Depp" is a kick-ass band name. Then again, gay for anything would probably peak my interest.
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Television Man Can
Here it is, Brent's answer to Piano Man and Rocket Man.
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Brew Ha Ha
When in a brewery, don't try to play a show.
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Can't Nix The Nicks
Mother fucking Fleetwood Mac; can't live with em, can't live without em.
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You're Golden
So dude, your mom signed me last night. Does that make us label-mates?
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Music Maniacs
Those who can't make music make an evil industry designed to make it suck.
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See My Face On The Magazine
If it weren't for all this dang modern technology, musicians could all look like Richard Nixon and still be rock stars.