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Thanks for the encouragement Jay, but I hardly think it's fair to deem porn watching a "couples only" thing.

Guys, be careful what you wish for. The kid from Small Wonder was the robot chick that they kept in the closet.

Those who can't make music make an evil industry designed to make it suck.

If it weren't for censorship, I'd be out of a job. Or maybe we'd just name the site something else...

Why do I feel like I'm watching Jeopardy here? What's the freaking question?

If it weren't for all this dang modern technology, musicians could all look like Richard Nixon and still be rock stars.

So dude, your mom signed me last night. Does that make us label-mates?

Mother fucking Fleetwood Mac; can't live with em, can't live without em.

See, Tila Tequila's not the only good to come out of MySpace.

When in a brewery, don't try to play a show.

Bush should be responsible for everything he screwed up. But guess what? He won't be, so we'll just have to remain screwed.

May I just say, "Gay For Johnny Depp" is a kick-ass band name. Then again, gay for anything would probably peak my interest.

Here it is, Brent's answer to Piano Man and Rocket Man.