Scissors For Lefty
Scissors For Lefty
Wanna Play, Mr. President?
When you say you'd like to engage in sporting activities "with" Bush, does that mean like you wanna tee off of his head?
Scissors For Lefty
Ears?
I'm sorry--does that hat have teddy bear ears? The winter gear is getting a bit distracting, to say the least.
Scissors For Lefty
Circle Of Love
If you have a crush on Scissors For Lefty, you could be in luck. They may have a crush on you back...if you're in an awesome rock band. And by "you" I mean your band. So basically, don't get your hopes up.
Scissors For Lefty
Christie Brinkley's Still Hot
Some like their porn stars scrambled, some like them over-easy. I'll take mine sunny side up, thanks.
Scissors For Lefty
Come To My Window
If you want to date any of the Scissors For Lefty crew, just know that their window is 38 minutes...38 minutes should do just fine, boys.
Scissors For Lefty
Hole Of A Good Time
You can make a hole in the wall into a good time. Scissors For Lefty know this and so do many a gay man.
Scissors For Lefty
Might As Well Fuck
Heads up, this is a sad song. I'm still weeping.
Scissors For Lefty
Everybody's Gay Aunt
The boys of Scissors For Lefty aren't gay, but it seems like they sure do wish they were.
Scissors For Lefty
Health Care-less Tips
If you don't have health care, make sure you at least have Listerine.
