Scissors For Lefty
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Wanna Play, Mr. President?
When you say you'd like to engage in sporting activities "with" Bush, does that mean like you wanna tee off of his head? (00:38)
Ears?
I'm sorry--does that hat have teddy bear ears? The winter gear is getting a bit distracting, to say the least. (00:41)
Circle Of Love
If you have a crush on Scissors For Lefty, you could be in luck. They may have a crush on you back...if you're in an awesome rock band. And by "you" I mean your band. So basically, don't get your hopes up. (00:59)
Christie Brinkley's Still Hot
Some like their porn stars scrambled, some like them over-easy. I'll take mine sunny side up, thanks. (00:44)
Come To My Window
If you want to date any of the Scissors For Lefty crew, just know that their window is 38 minutes...38 minutes should do just fine, boys. (00:43)
Hole Of A Good Time
You can make a hole in the wall into a good time. Scissors For Lefty know this and so do many a gay man. (00:40)
Might As Well Fuck
Heads up, this is a sad song. I'm still weeping. (00:36)
Everybody's Gay Aunt
The boys of Scissors For Lefty aren't gay, but it seems like they sure do wish they were. (00:39)
Health Care-less Tips
If you don't have health care, make sure you at least have Listerine. (00:23)
Accessing The Tool Shed
You said it buddy, that's exactly where the other tools come into play. (00:45)
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