When you say you'd like to engage in sporting activities "with" Bush, does that mean like you wanna tee off of his head? (00:38)

I'm sorry--does that hat have teddy bear ears? The winter gear is getting a bit distracting, to say the least. (00:41)

If you have a crush on Scissors For Lefty, you could be in luck. They may have a crush on you back...if you're in an awesome rock band. And by "you" I mean your band. So basically, don't get your hopes up. (00:59)

Some like their porn stars scrambled, some like them over-easy. I'll take mine sunny side up, thanks. (00:44)

If you want to date any of the Scissors For Lefty crew, just know that their window is 38 minutes...38 minutes should do just fine, boys. (00:43)

You can make a hole in the wall into a good time. Scissors For Lefty know this and so do many a gay man. (00:40)

Heads up, this is a sad song. I'm still weeping. (00:36)

The boys of Scissors For Lefty aren't gay, but it seems like they sure do wish they were. (00:39)

If you don't have health care, make sure you at least have Listerine. (00:23)

You said it buddy, that's exactly where the other tools come into play. (00:45)