The Sharp Things
The Sharp Things: Orchestral Dub Reggae Musical Theater (00:58)
You can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone The Sharp Things have collaborated with. The question is, why do you even have a dead cat?
The Sharp Things: Halt Evildoer, or I'll Suck My Own Dick! (00:49)
Justice League, form! Superman! Wonder Woman! The Flash! Auto-Fellatio Guy! Wait, who???
The first song The Sharp Things ever wrote... performed a capella in glorious, low-fi mono.
Good: You promised the live band free drink tickets at your bar tonight. Bad: There's 15 members of the band. Worse: They're all alcoholics.
Explosions and flaming babies being fired out of cannons are a few things you WON'T see at a Sharp Things concert. Luckily, they've found cheaper ways to put on an exhilarating live show.
The Sharp Things: Can We Have the Fuckin Frogs Back, Please? (1:05)
It takes a real shitty band to hawk a real shitty beer like Budweiser.
The Sharp Things: Perry Unsteady (00:42)
We're really starting to question your dedication to The Sharp Things, Perry. Team meeting.
Judd Nelson would get Ally Sheedy to kick your ass for comparing your geeky high school self to him.
The Sharp Things: The Musical! (00:31)
Coming soon to Broadway... The Sharp Things: The Musical! Starring Tony Danza.
"Rent a studio? That's the most insane thing I've ever heard. Hand me a hammer and some nails, I'll build us one."
The Sharp Things: Different Pieces of the Same Puzzle (00:33)
The Sharp Things are just like Voltron, except they aren't metal, they don't form into a super robot, and they aren't animated in a Japanese sweatshop.
When your band features anywhere from 11 - 15 members, it's not surprising someone might know a few well-known musicians.
The Sharp Things: 300 (CDs, not the Homo-Erotic War Movie) (1:12)
Music journalists can't review all 300 albums they receive everyday. Hey, they're human. That's why we're all for robots.
Try to guess who the pot-smoking high school jock was among the 8 members pictured. Wow, you actually got it right on the first try.
There's no such thing as "too much" accordion music.
