Um, if Teddy's t-shirt represents The Gaskets' musical allegiance, what exactly is Ross trying to tell us with his? (00:33)

If at first you don't succeed, check yourself. There could very likely be another thousand assholes out there just like you. (00:43)

Sound guys at clubs simply don't give computers the respect they deserve. We'll see who's laughing when computers become sound guys at clubs. Bahahahaha. (00:53)

Btw guys, B.A.D. aren't just the notes to your song, they're also the words to a certain Michael Jackson song. Not to take anything away from it... (00:31)

Something about "the McDonalds of sushi" sounds very, very uninviting. (00:27)

As if these two weren't already the cutest duo in the world, they're high school sweethearts! (1:15)

Back in high school, the guys felt like their music wasn't good unless there was a punchline. Artists, please bear this in mind: that also holds true for the stories you tell in your interviews. (00:59)

My favorite thing about these guys is watching them communicate. Seamless. (00:22)

If you ever wanted a behind the scenes look at The Gaskets' creative process, here's your chance. (00:44)

Gaskets fans (you know who you are), looks like the boys are gonna need some help. Start DVRing "The Hills" and keep in touch! (00:37)