The Gaskets
I'd like to make two comments on this clip: 1)Isn't the point of playing games at work to NOT have to think, and 2)isn't it remarkable how Ted is just effortlessly following this?
The Gaskets: CMJ Day (00:43)
If at first you don't succeed, check yourself. There could very likely be another thousand assholes out there just like you.
Um, if Teddy's t-shirt represents The Gaskets' musical allegiance, what exactly is Ross trying to tell us with his?
If a cyclops kangaroo knew how to solve a Rubik’s cube, and you were about to embark on a game show where you'd win 5 million dollars if you solved the Rubik’s cube, would you torture the kangaroo? If, of course, kangaroos could talk?
Something tells me Teddy was a "dog ate my homework" kind of kid...
And that just about settles it--the award for most unique relationship between a rock star and his tattoo goes to....(drumroll, please)..Teddy!
If smoking weed makes you paranoid, eating it could leave you catatonic in bed eyeballing the ceiling for two hours. Ross now knows this.
The Gaskets: Super Bullshit (00:24)
If you could choose either invisibility or flying as your superpower what would you choose? If you said flying, you're full of shit. And don't even try to argue, NPR says it's so.
Excuse me while I speed off to Doritos.com, immediately!
My favorite thing about these guys is watching them communicate. Seamless.
Sound guys at clubs simply don't give computers the respect they deserve. We'll see who's laughing when computers become sound guys at clubs. Bahahahaha.
If you ever wanted a behind the scenes look at The Gaskets' creative process, here's your chance.
The Gaskets: Punch Me, Please. (00:59)
Back in high school, the guys felt like their music wasn't good unless there was a punchline. Artists, please bear this in mind: that also holds true for the stories you tell in your interviews.
The Gaskets: The Hills Are Alive (00:37)
Gaskets fans (you know who you are), looks like the boys are gonna need some help. Start DVRing "The Hills" and keep in touch!
The Gaskets: The Movies?...Huh. (00:46)
If going to the movies is jeopardizing your love life, your friendships and your financial stability, you may have a vice.