Bang Camaro
We have a word for those people who show up to work not hungover on Fridays - pussies.
He's got the sweetest Roofie hookshot we've seen since Kobe Bryant.
When you spot two of your fans having sex in the middle of one of your shows, it's totally appropriate to bust into a 70's style porn jam.
Bang Elantra just doesn't have that ring to it. Bang short-bus on the other hand, that ain't bad.
About as fast as the subway, able to get into buildings with his work ID, it's... EMPLOYED MAN!
Bang Camaro: The Cult of Mmm-Bop (00:33)
Say what you will about Hanson, but that chick who sings is still smokin' hot as ever.
You wouldn't happen to have a guest room with 15 or 16 extra beds you're not using, would you?
You're fucking the girl, her dog's fucking your leg, it's the circle of life, baby.
Rod might actually have a chance with Jessica Biel. I mean she's dating Justin Timberlake, he's got nothing on Rod.
Lucky for Nick, the line to get into Shannon Doherty's pants, which used to be miles long, is now down to one - YOU.
Bang Camaro: Band Aides (1:12)
Not surprisingly, "Don't stab us" is high on the list of qualifications for joining Bang Camaro.
Bang Camaro: Reefer Madness (1:32)
If only Doogie Howser had discovered marijuana in high school, maybe he'd be in Bang Camaro too.
Bang Camaro: Thank You, Drugs (00:57)
High school was always rough for Nick. Luckily, he discovered drugs just before things got really bad.
One day record labels will cease to exist, and then we'll have no shitty bands to laugh at.
Bang Camaro: More Like Gay-owulf (00:53)
"Lead in the rock-musical version of Beowulf" is something you MIGHT wanna leave off your rock resume.