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Taking the "Cock" Out of "Cock Rock"
That old stereotype that women can't play guitar is false, so guys, get over it. But they're still bad drivers.
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If There's Grass On The Field...
Compared to NYC, the average concert-goer is roughly 10 years younger in England, or as R. Kelly likes to call it, Fantasy Island.
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Zombie Mandela!!
I don't care if your heart's still beating and your brain's still working, if the President of the United States says you're dead, you're fucking dead.
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Queens is The New Brooklyn, Which is The New Manhattan
It's good to know that as expensive as it is to live in Manhattan, Brooklyn, and now Queens, people still hate Staten Island enough not to move there.
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Rehash Rock
To all those people who say that rock music isn't breaking any new ground nowadays, I have one word for you: Nickelback.
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Mercury Rising
One of the perks of living in NYC is getting to play venues that don't end in "Bar and Grill."
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Cancer Jingle
If you're going to write a song about someone dying of cancer, at least make it a good one. Well, on the bright side, he probably won't be around long enough to hear it.
